Henry Goldfinch 

A fat ugly animal that likes fortnite and roams around Africa looking for little kids who he kills then sells their body then buy bucks with that money

"Watch out Henry Goldfinch is back, hes gonna touch your pubes

Henry Goldfinch by ginggingmingming June 24, 2020

The goldfinch 

A movie inspired by a book named the goldfinch. One of the best movies ever created. Featuring Finn Wolfhard.

Yoo have you seen The goldfinch? Shit’s one of the best movies i’ve seen in a while.

The goldfinch by Ilovepastasm September 5, 2022

Goldfish Fight Club 

A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.

Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.

Goldfish Fight Club by kskeith1978 April 14, 2017

Drowning goldfish 

An excuse used by people to leave conversations or any social gatherings

You: Hey I gotta go my goldfish is drowning
Them: A drowning goldfish?
You: Yep alright I'll see you later

Drowning goldfish by massivetittyworm123 March 27, 2022

Goldfishing

When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.

He was so fucked up on mushrooms, he spent the whole night goldfishing around his apartment and never made it out to meet us.

We wasted a few hours goldfishing around camp before we even realized that we missed the burn.

Goldfishing by DJJD2000 August 9, 2009

Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person

Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.

Goldfish brain by Azraelo September 21, 2016

goldfish

the snack that smiles back

these things are really addicting

goldfish by ilovegoldfish July 3, 2005