gogats 

a whore, slut, any girl that walks around thinks shes the best when really shes disgusting.

ew there goes another gogats.

gogats by nanananaitsme April 29, 2009

goatse 

A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.

The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.

Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.

If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.

goatse by therebel56 August 14, 2011

The Mountain Goats 

The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.

"Have you heard the new The Mountain Goats album?"

"Nah Man"

"Check it out it's sweet"

The Mountain Goats by The Eleventh Doctor November 29, 2009

blows goats 

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."

a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.

blows goats by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

quick goats 

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.

I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!

quick goats by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

goatse 

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

goatse by Rankanga September 13, 2005

Popehat's Law of Goats 

He who fucks goats, either as part of a performance or to troll those he deems has overly delicate sensibilities is simply, a goatfucker.

He claimed he was just pretending to be racist to trigger the social justice warriors, but even if he is telling the truth, Popehat's Law of Goats still applies.

Popehat's Law of Goats by JamesR86 January 20, 2020