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Goatse'd 

1. To be the reciver.
2. To be tricked into viewing any pictures of Goatse.
3. The art of making things looks like Gostse.
1. Man, my asshole hurts that from that being Gostse'd
2. DAMNIT! I got goatse'd AGAIN!
3. This pumpkin totally looks like Goatse.
Goatse'd by Asymptotical October 4, 2005

goatse'd 

Act of taking it in the rear by a man named antwan. while reserving the money shot.
After the Fraternity party, Jmechy got goatse'd
goatse'd by Anonymous February 27, 2003

goatse.cx'd 

What happens to people who cling desperately to the last thread of hope that Jopapa jokes may actually still be funny
Dude1: I know a guy who'd fuck that newborn HAHA JOPAPA'D!
Dude2: *goatse.cx's Dude1*
Dude1: *dies*
goatse.cx'd by Anonymous January 24, 2003

Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.
"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"

goatse dimension 

A dimension where you go, after you spread asshole so widely, that you rip in half. This dimension was first created by jar media.
Jim:"Where did that fly go?"
Alex:"he probably entered the goatse dimension"
goatse dimension by AIDS! March 26, 2018

goatee dick stain 

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey
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