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a state of being in which one physically cannot stop pleasuring themselves because they keep thinking about how pathetic and sad their life actually is
aw man i was goetschel the other day cause i just realized my girlfriend is gona break up with me cause i hookup up with tons of freshman and took advantage of them
by revenge101101101101 January 07, 2010

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the act of masturbating on an airplane
it's not illegal, just frowned upon, like brooke-ing.
by revenge101101101101 January 07, 2010

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