Gretchell

Gretchell is the type of girl everyone wants. She may seem like a bitch,but she is lovely in the ways she only knows. She's an amazing girlfriend but she doesn't trust boys. Gretchell needs someone that cares about her and listens to her. Shes super thick and pretty. She's more than just a piece of meat,she's intelligent and really talented. She's not interested in the money but she likes gifts though. Loves talking on the phone with her favorite person. She's just a dream that only a true man can get.

Dudeee,did you saw how beautiful and hot Gretchell is?
Yes,but she's more than that men.

by deeptrueshit:/ December 22, 2018

grethel

Sassy, outspoken, and nerdy woman. Knows what she wants and goes for it. A little devil in bed. Once you've had a taste of her, you'll be hooked. A total whovian, but she works it like no other. She's also smart and a hidden beauty. You won't notice it right away. First, you'll think "yeah, she's cute," but once you know her you'll never want to her to leave your life, whether as a friend or a lover.

Ever since I met Grethel my life has become better, she's everything I want in a woman and more.

by womanlover43 December 29, 2013

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

Gretchen

The most amazing girl you will ever meet! She doesn't think much of herself but everyone around is jealous of how beautiful she is! She is a good girl but likes to make jokes and laugh! She may be shy at first but she will be a loyal bestfriend when you get to know her! She doesn't have to look far for a boyfriend because he will come along and treat her like a princess and he will give her anything! Usually dates a guy that can go by a few names or has a unique name! When she finds this guy, she will never have to worry about a thing because he will take care of everything!

Wow, look at Gretchen isn't she amazing?
Yea, she's the kind of girl I would give anything to just to see her smile!

by Airdan June 20, 2013

grexcellent

A combination of the words great and excellent. Usually said in a sarcastic tone. It can be muttered, hummed and sighed, all at once possibly.

Guy 1# a huge mutant ant has just done a crap on your car
Guy 2# oh grexcellent!

by RandomBiscuitJunkie January 3, 2010

Gretchen

If u know her u know her she is always smiling and laughing. She is bold and brave and won’t back down easily. She is loving and caring and cares a lot about her friends and will defend them with all of her heart. also she can put up one hell of an arm wrestle.

If you have a Gretchen in ur life keep her.

by R-Man-Dude-Dog November 15, 2019

Gretchen McContent

Any sort of content written by or associated with Internet linguist Gretchen McCulloch. Gretchen McContent includes her blog, All Things Linguistic; her podcast, Lingthusiasm; Crash Course Linguistics, which she writes for; Tom Scott's Language Files, which she also writes for; and every other linguistics resource on the internet, which she also writes for.

I used to only listen to Lingthusiasm, but now that I discovered All Things Lingustic, there's so much more Gretchen McContent?

by hollandaisedonuts October 21, 2020