gobpf
That one kid: Wow that kid is really good at making trash food into fucking amazing food!!
That one other kid: i know he's like the gobpf!
That one other kid: i know he's like the gobpf!
gobpf by Fa5epu$$yslayer696969 October 27, 2017
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GOBP
GOP + BP
An acronym, popular on many social networks, which represents the constellation of converging interests between the American Republican Party and the Beyond Petroleum Corporation.
An acronym, popular on many social networks, which represents the constellation of converging interests between the American Republican Party and the Beyond Petroleum Corporation.
goepfert
A Goepfert is a real motherfucker. Goepferts are most known for their ability to crush Bud Light and pleasure themselves to NASCAR reruns.
Oh man, I was a total Goepfert last night. I can't believe I got so drunk that I sent Matt Kenseth dick-pic.
goepfert by moutainchew June 26, 2017
Gobfuscate
The art or act of attempting to eat something stealthily, usually when you are trying to hide the fact.
This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth
and
Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'
This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth
and
Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'
1. Phil - "Hey, this cookie jar's empty, there were loads left earlier! Debbie, did you gobfuscate them?"
Gobfuscate by Lord_Milne June 19, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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