gobpf

god of broke people food

That one kid: Wow that kid is really good at making trash food into fucking amazing food!!
That one other kid: i know he's like the gobpf!

by Fa5epu$$yslayer696969 October 27, 2017

goepfrich

verb: the act of refusing sexual activity in favor of sleeping

We were in his room and I was about to offer a blumpkin and he straight up goepfriched me.

by ch0ch!3 September 25, 2010

GOBP

GOP + BP

An acronym, popular on many social networks, which represents the constellation of converging interests between the American Republican Party and the Beyond Petroleum Corporation.

The GOBP was determined to push for new deep water oil drilling permits, even as an oil slick from a broken well continued flowing into the Gulf of Mexico.

by shoqvalue June 23, 2010

goepfert

A Goepfert is a real motherfucker. Goepferts are most known for their ability to crush Bud Light and pleasure themselves to NASCAR reruns.

Oh man, I was a total Goepfert last night. I can't believe I got so drunk that I sent Matt Kenseth dick-pic.

by moutainchew June 26, 2017

Gobfuscate

The art or act of attempting to eat something stealthily, usually when you are trying to hide the fact.

This word is an amalgamation of: Gob - a slang term, most commonly used in England, for mouth

and

Obfuscate - meaning 'to render obscure or unclear'

1. Phil - "Hey, this cookie jar's empty, there were loads left earlier! Debbie, did you gobfuscate them?"

by Lord_Milne June 19, 2013

GOPF

Short for GOP Fail

person 1: "Did you hear about yet another Republican senator gay sex scandal?"

person 2: "LOL ... GOPF..."

by DRxA December 4, 2011

gobful

see also kablam;

To take a gobful.

pump, pump, kablam.... gobful.... ew.

by krazybone February 17, 2004