A Goepfert is a real motherfucker. Goepferts are most known for their ability to crush Bud Light and pleasure themselves to NASCAR reruns.
Oh man, I was a total Goepfert last night. I can't believe I got so drunk that I sent Matt Kenseth dick-pic.
by moutainchew June 26, 2017
Get the goepfertmug.