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Definitions by geojetson

Dirty Lauren Sanchez 

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers
I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez

family obligations

Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."

bumping bellies 

looks like Large Marge and Big Bill will be bumping bellies tonight.
bumping bellies by geojetson September 26, 2013