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gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Gobbledygook 

Person 1: Why are you full of so much gobbledygook!
Person 2: It's what I was born to be full of... :)

Gobbledygook 

When you are speaking absolutely non-sense. Every word you are using is not English or it is not making any sense.
Brad: bro stop speaking that Gobbledygook I can't understand a word you are saying
Gobbledygook by 11guppy11 March 29, 2020

gobbledegook 

Babbling incoherently, making no sense, Being completely random

The act of making up words.
1:Pie 1: Gooble-goo, Looby-loo, Nunga-runga-lunga-shooby
shoooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pie 2: dude, you are talking complete gobbledegook!
Pie 1: laa-puroke-la-rainybowwww...
2:Pie 1: SCHIZENHAUMER. Doggle Juate mie.*
Pie 2: Huh? oh, I see. Gobbledegook.
*Oh no! My dog just ate my pie.
gobbledegook by Daniffer October 24, 2005

gobbledygooch 

The performing of fellatio whilst stroking the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Believed to be derived from the term Gobble: perform fellatio and Gooch.
Not to be confused with the term Gobbledygook
I asked her for a Gobbledygooch.
She gave me a good Gobbledygooching.
That's about as slick as a gobbledygooch. (to indicate something is particularly pleasing).
gobbledygooch by Huey Lionsheart October 5, 2017