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Rosemary Goatmilk 

A sexual position in which the man physically chokes the woman with his penis.

For two males, see Rosemary Goatcheese.
Shenaynay: Oh man I could so go for some autoerotic asphyxiation!

Lemonjalo: Hey baby, what say we go back to your grandma's place and I give you some Rosemary Goatmilk all up in your grill?

Shenaynay: Mm mm bitch!
Rosemary Goatmilk by Dairyquizzard October 6, 2008
The first trans man drag queen to be on RuPaul's Drag Race (Season 13). They mixed their surname Gottlieb with the American "Got Milk?" campaign slogan. They also go by Mik and uses he/him pronouns out of drag.
"Are you watching RPDR this season? I'm team Gottmik!"
Gottmik by amarirae January 18, 2021

Goatmill 

An amazing and brutal metal band.

has released one album, Apocryphal, as well as a metal cover of I'm On A Boat
call themselves "Unadulterated American Brutality"
slogan is "fuck emo"
Metalhead 1: Heard of Goatmill?
metalhead 2: yeah, they're fuckin brutal
emo kid: they make me cry...
metalheads: STFU
Goatmill by deathmetalftw August 17, 2010

Goatmilk 

The name tells, goat's milk.
I love this stuff!!
Goatmilk by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003

goatmilked 

it means cracked at fortnite (enter meme here)
it means when someone has more than 2 kills
you have been goatmilked
goatmilked by GOATMILKED October 20, 2020

Goattailed

the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck
I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.
Goattailed by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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