2 definition by Shiftylifty

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A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.
I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.
by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017

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the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck
I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.
by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018

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