2 definition by Shiftylifty

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A decision between staying with your friends/colleagues at the bar or going to sleep.

I want to hang with the guys at the bar but I've got an early flight tomorrow. This is a real goatfuck.

by Shiftylifty January 25, 2017

the state of being pursued by an annoying drunk acquaintance who wants to keep talking and drinking with you while you are already in a goatfuck

I was fighting the goatfuck so hard but that guy just goattailed me until I turned in.

by Shiftylifty January 24, 2018