Goatsplat

A Catastrophic bathroom event where Diarrhoea hits with the force and chaos of a mountain goat doing a cannonball. The result? Explosive, uncontrollable mess splattered all over the toilet bowl.

"Bruh, dont go in there, ive just had a full on Goatsplat, that Taco Bell did me dirty"

Goatsplat by TheRealRegulator April 25, 2025

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goatsquatch

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle

1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."

goatsquatch by T K O April 18, 2009

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Goatsplat • goatplay • Goatsato • goatslap • goatslut • Goatspank • Goatspotting • goatsquatch

goatslap

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

goatslap by Jedophile October 6, 2010

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Goatsato

An alpha weeb. He has many bitches on his dick yet he can't seem to beat lando? He's currently in his Ladno hate arc of which he yearns for the defeat of my master. Some say that he's such a sexy weeb but Lando denies it.

Goatsato is my daddy

Goatsato by Landos Bird June 2, 2022