Goatsplat

A Catastrophic bathroom event where Diarrhoea hits with the force and chaos of a mountain goat doing a cannonball. The result? Explosive, uncontrollable mess splattered all over the toilet bowl.

"Bruh, dont go in there, ive just had a full on Goatsplat, that Taco Bell did me dirty"

by TheRealRegulator April 25, 2025

goatsquatch

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle

1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."

by T K O April 18, 2009

goatslap

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

by Jedophile October 6, 2010

Goatsato

An alpha weeb. He has many bitches on his dick yet he can't seem to beat lando? He's currently in his Ladno hate arc of which he yearns for the defeat of my master. Some say that he's such a sexy weeb but Lando denies it.

Goatsato is my daddy

by Landos Bird June 2, 2022

goatslut

Not actually a goat, but definatley a slut.

That bitch is nothing but an obnoxious goatslut.

by Effed November 7, 2003

Goatspotting

Looking around for the target of Goating after the act. Usually one person performs the act of Goating and the rest are Goatspotting.

"Why are you guys laughing and looking around all the time?"

" We're Goatspotting "

by Goatmaster303 March 27, 2005

GOATSLAM

GOATSLAM - moniker/acronym - Greatest Of All Time = Shared Learning, Advanced Mind

He tackled the problem head-on, with a GOATSLAM mentality.

by Wayner, Ltd. September 22, 2019