To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.
Kristen: That just slaps my goat!
André: What hell? What does it mean?
Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.
André: Ahhh. I see.
(André just got goatslapped!)
André: What hell? What does it mean?
Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.
André: Ahhh. I see.
(André just got goatslapped!)
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