goaten

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When one eats things a goat might eat, other than food. An example of "goaten" would be a baby eating tissue paper, baby wipes, cigarettes, dog food, etc.

" Please stop goaten! " I said , as she was chewing up a baby wipe she somehow managed to get ahold of, again.

goaten by Cyberhog November 28, 2017

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gaten matarazzo

Gaten Matarazzo (born: 09/08/2002) is a child actor best known for playing Dustin Henderson on the Netflix original series Stranger Things.

It is a well known fact that he is the cutest person in the cast and is literally a bundle of curly fries.

Gaten Matarazzo is a fantastic singer and actor.

gaten matarazzo by thefackfiles October 30, 2017

Related Words

goaten • goat-entine's day • Goated • goating • goatee • goater • goaltending • Goated with the sauce • Goatness • Goten

Goated with the sauce

Goated with the sauce refers to the acronym G.O.A.T, (Greatest of all time), and with the sauce implies completeness. To be Goated with the sauce is to reach nirvana.

He's bussing it down sexual style? He must be goated with the sauce!

Goated with the sauce by The Aquela February 4, 2022

Goated

Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.

Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro

Goated by Pyroshank September 22, 2019

ill gotten gain

Money or valuables gotten thru wrongful ways or by being dishonest.

That {douchebag} , got over a thousand {dollars } by ill gotten gain ways .

ill gotten gain by Dreamyjoe August 15, 2017

Goated On The Sticks

An action of being a goated controller player or the greatest of all time.

Yo This man is Goated on the sticks!

Goated On The Sticks by Goated on the sticks April 23, 2019

gaten

Gaten is the coolest dude ever! He is not like anyone else. He can be the most funny person on the internet and in real life. He has the sweetest smile and the perfect voice to go with it. Everyone loves him but he doesn't get the reconization he deserves.

-Omg do you know Gaten Matterazzo from stranger things???

-Omg yes
-but did you know he didn't have awning on urban dictionary until I made one....
-why though

gaten by Haillie jean💫🖤 July 21, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026