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Go commit 

Nothing to keep out of Urban Dictionary. Commonly used in computer game ROBLOX. Meme purposes only. Used for roasting. If anyone says this to you, please don’t take seriously.
Go commit die
Go commit tortilla eat vertically

Go commit oxygen not reach lungs
Go commit by meme_kpoper July 7, 2019
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go commit 

short for "go commit suicide"
"I like pop music"
"Maybe you should go commit."
go commit by MelM September 8, 2005

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors
|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

go commit not feeling so good 

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.
Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

go commit die 

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back
person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit
go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018

go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie
Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not
go commit not alive by Slinky8 August 1, 2018

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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