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glutatious 

The most beautiful perfectly well rounded nicely shaped perky ass you have ever seen
Dang girl! That ass glutatious!
glutatious by Ass Master22 February 8, 2022

Gluttoneous 

Narendra: Damn Lorenzo! You came in here and ate EVERYTHING in my fridge!
Lorenzo: Damn I'm GLUTTONEOUS!
Gluttoneous by Narendra Sharma November 18, 2002

gluttonous 

extremely fat person that consume mass amounts of food in one sitting.
I hate going to the buffet and seeing all these gluttonous bastards
gluttonous by ClanClan May 19, 2008

Glutinous 

His booty is glutinous
Glutinous by Denny pro May 27, 2018

gluttonous 

Anyone of the eating variety. A person whom you can take a box of pop tarts and destory it in front of their face every single day for the rest of their life.
Jon is gluttonous. He eats alot, and he can't stop
gluttonous by JNasty June 14, 2003

Gluttoneous Maximus 

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
Gluttoneous Maximus by mcdizz November 27, 2009
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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