Anyone of the eating variety. A person whom you can take a box of pop tarts and destory it in front of their face every single day for the rest of their life.

Jon is gluttonous. He eats alot, and he can't stop

gluttonous by JNasty June 14, 2003

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Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle

1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats

Gluttoneous Maximus by mcdizz November 27, 2009

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