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Gluttoneous Maximus 

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A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
Gluttoneous Maximus by mcdizz November 27, 2009

Gluttonomous System

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An extremely large gluttonous individual who habitually tends to do many things in excess, more specifically, indulging in fast foods or sweets on a daily basis. A Gluttonomous System can sometimes become so large that it may in fact obtain it's own gravitational pull and causing other objects with less mass to gravitate around it.
Cletus, get that bloody cheeseburger out of your mouth you're beginning to look like a Gluttonomous System!

gluttonous 

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extremely fat person that consume mass amounts of food in one sitting.
I hate going to the buffet and seeing all these gluttonous bastards
gluttonous by ClanClan May 19, 2008

gluttinous

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You binge eat a lot...like A LOT.
"Jane, look at how much food Bobbie is eating!" "I know, Winston, he's so gluttinous!"

gluttonous 

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Anyone of the eating variety. A person whom you can take a box of pop tarts and destory it in front of their face every single day for the rest of their life.
Jon is gluttonous. He eats alot, and he can't stop
gluttonous by JNasty June 14, 2003

Gluttonous Bastard 

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Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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