Gluttoneous 

EXTREME gluttony.

Narendra: Damn Lorenzo! You came in here and ate EVERYTHING in my fridge!
Lorenzo: Damn I'm GLUTTONEOUS!

Gluttoneous by Narendra Sharma November 18, 2002

Gluttoneous Maximus 

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle

1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats

Gluttoneous Maximus by mcdizz November 27, 2009

Gluttonomous System

An extremely large gluttonous individual who habitually tends to do many things in excess, more specifically, indulging in fast foods or sweets on a daily basis. A Gluttonomous System can sometimes become so large that it may in fact obtain it's own gravitational pull and causing other objects with less mass to gravitate around it.

Cletus, get that bloody cheeseburger out of your mouth you're beginning to look like a Gluttonomous System!

Gluttonomous System by bdceigal May 13, 2011

gluttonous 

extremely fat person that consume mass amounts of food in one sitting.

I hate going to the buffet and seeing all these gluttonous bastards

gluttonous by ClanClan May 19, 2008

gluttinous

You binge eat a lot...like A LOT.

"Jane, look at how much food Bobbie is eating!" "I know, Winston, he's so gluttinous!"

gluttinous by Thatonegirlwiththeglasses June 22, 2016

gluttonous 

Anyone of the eating variety. A person whom you can take a box of pop tarts and destory it in front of their face every single day for the rest of their life.

Jon is gluttonous. He eats alot, and he can't stop

gluttonous by JNasty June 14, 2003

Gluttonous Bastard 

Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.

"this gluttonous bastard!"

Gluttonous Bastard by NotRealFishJuice April 29, 2023