glurfin 

Glurfin can be used to describe anything or anyone that is terrible, horrifying, stinky, nasty, ugly, horrible or anything terrible in this world. Glurfin can also describe a friend or loved when you are mad at.

Being defined as-
Gracie: Omg did you see her ex?
Friend: Yes, he’s such a glurfin!

glurfin by Gmoney04swag July 12, 2021

gurfing 

From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.

I'm gurfing chat !

gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022

Glorfindel 

Elven character in Tolkiens The Lord Of The Rings, who's character was replaced for the film version by Arwen (liv tyler). Presumably due to the apparent need for a "hot chick" to boost ticket sales.

Glorfindel by Ash-Li August 21, 2003

Glurping 

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

Glurping by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

gurfing 

when you get on a golf cart and pull a friend behind by a rope while theyre on a boogie board until the bitchy golfers throw a fit and start yelling....its sooooo funnnn

Try to avoid being spotted by golfers while gurfing, because they are all PMSing

gurfing by dontgurfonmyturf August 1, 2008

Glorfing

When you cum on a sleeping girl's face or body

"I drank too much and glorfed on my little sister last night"
"glorfing is why you shouldn't sleep in the apartment with the window open"

Glorfing by Penis is a vegetable September 27, 2017

gurfing 

gurfing:(verb)Goof-Surfing - Browsing the web moronically with no purpose. Goofing off on the internet.

John?

What?

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary?

I'm just gurfing off and landed here.

gurfing by Phaedrun December 12, 2007