Glorfing

When you cum on a sleeping girl's face or body

"I drank too much and glorfed on my little sister last night"
"glorfing is why you shouldn't sleep in the apartment with the window open"

by Penis is a vegetable September 27, 2017

Glorf

Glorifed Owning. See: pwn, own.

Man I hit that guy so hard I incapped his alt. He got glorfed hardcore!

by Malicious Content August 04, 2005

glorf

somethings nasty that {insert mom's name} sucks!!

omg ur mom is such a glorf sucker!!!!

by kcpeople March 01, 2005

Glorf

Someone who is amazingly ugly that he/she makes you want to puke

Man she is a glorf!

by Akdisisirir March 10, 2015

Gleeble Glorf

These are the most silly of cats that also devour human souls, and a ton of cat treats, while also being stupid

My gleeble glorf stole my soul when I slept

by Orphan Eater June 10, 2024