Glorfing

When you cum on a sleeping girl's face or body

"I drank too much and glorfed on my little sister last night"
"glorfing is why you shouldn't sleep in the apartment with the window open"

by Penis is a vegetable September 27, 2017

Glorfindel

Elven character in Tolkiens The Lord Of The Rings, who's character was replaced for the film version by Arwen (liv tyler). Presumably due to the apparent need for a "hot chick" to boost ticket sales.

by Ash-Li August 21, 2003

Glolfing

glow in the dark mini-golf

"You've never heard of glolfing!? It's the best!"

by Finley S. January 12, 2019

Gloringus Dingus

When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole

Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.

by Daddy Awesome January 5, 2021

Glorbing

To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.

I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.

by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

glorping

The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.

Hey, no glorping on the sofa!

by Pinkticus October 11, 2020