Gloved

To be raped, and murdered never to be seen again .

I gloved the shit out of her

by Dr. J thats to Obivous D. John May 3, 2014

Gloved Love

Be Safe!,
Use A Condom
XD

Amanda: You Got Protection?
Sam: Ya, There's Nothing Wrong With A Little Gloved Love

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Gloved Avenger

When you jack off with both hands wearing a pair of rubber gloves and scream a nurses name.

I was in the hospital with some gloves by my bed, so I totally pulled a gloved avenger.

by JETolo April 17, 2009

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

by Viriledande March 9, 2026

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

by Viriledande March 9, 2026

Mud Gloved

To perform and receive the highly pleasurable act of anal fisting.

Roger's girlfriend loved to get her freak on. She loved getting Mud Gloved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

the gloved one

A nickname for Michael Jackson.

Originated from his penchant for wearing one sequinced white glove at performances.

THE KING OF POP RULES ON!!!

The gloved one wrote "We are the World."

by Liznips January 6, 2008