JohnnyApocalypse's definitions
to glamorize gloom
My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.
Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.
Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012
Get the gloomerizemug. Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.
(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013
Get the Sneaky Buttholemug. A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016
Get the Fart, Fart, Shartmug. A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
Get the Socrates Trollmug. on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012
Get the waitress crushmug. Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!
by JohnnyApocalypse December 2, 2011
Get the Esplogmug. causing johntroversy
The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away.
"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"
"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"
by JohnnyApocalypse May 9, 2012
Get the johntroversialmug.