Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 09, 2015
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Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014
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Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014
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johntroversial

causing johntroversy
The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away.

"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"
by JohnnyApocalypse February 24, 2012
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pornotainment

It's quite easy to tell when you've ventured into a city's pornotainment district.

Much of the Internet's explosive growth (no pun intended) may likely be attributed to the pornotainment industry.
by JohnnyApocalypse March 09, 2008
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poisonetta

A tasty plant belonging to the family Euphorbiaceae, easily recognized by their red and green foliage and widely used in Christmas floral displays.
The plant store sold nearly 300 poisonettas the week before Christmas.
by JohnnyApocalypse December 17, 2020
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Esplog

A Spanish-language blog. Portmanteau of "Español" and "blog"
Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!
by JohnnyApocalypse June 09, 2011
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