21 definitions by JohnnyApocalypse

A Spanish-language blog. Portmanteau of "Español" and "blog"
Yo Holmes, I found a clue in an old Esplog entry. Excellent, Watson! Now translate it into something we can understand!
by JohnnyApocalypse June 9, 2011
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Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 9, 2015
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Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?
Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.
by JohnnyApocalypse March 25, 2014
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A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.
by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016
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An expression made famous (and controversial) by Heineken and their openly gay spokesperson, Neil Patrick Harris, which pokes fun at the sanctity of a man's barbecue and (presumably) his heterosexuality.
According to Neil Patrick Harris, Heineken Light "makes it OK to flip another man's meat" to which the griller replies that no man can do that. (Should include syntactical variations of 'Flipping Another Man's Meat'.)
by JohnnyApocalypse October 26, 2016
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It's quite easy to tell when you've ventured into a city's pornotainment district.

Much of the Internet's explosive growth (no pun intended) may likely be attributed to the pornotainment industry.
by JohnnyApocalypse March 9, 2008
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A tasty plant belonging to the family Euphorbiaceae, easily recognized by their red and green foliage and widely used in Christmas floral displays.
The plant store sold nearly 300 poisonettas the week before Christmas.
by JohnnyApocalypse December 17, 2020
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