Aka diarrhea of the mouth. When someone keeps talking for no apparent reason. Oftentimes they say 5 paragraphs worth of information in one breath, take that breath and say 5 more. Just STFU!!!!!!
OMG Becky had this cute little thing on her toenail and I was like OMG, Becky you have this cute thing on your toenal and she was like yea i know isnt it so cute? And i was like yea what is it? and she was like oh i have no idea. i got it after getting with tommy. he is so hot. and i was like ya i know.
I hope you get the picture....because i am no expert at speaking in glossarrhea
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.