goonchuck 

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

goonchuck by 731sampson January 2, 2008

goonchuck 

Someone who uses his weiner for a brain

How did that hammer work on the toilet? Brett you are such a goonchuck

goonchuck by Sampson Barton January 11, 2008

goonfuck 

A pejorative term coined at the University of South Dakota to describe any person who is found to be annoying, contemptible, or just goony.

"That goonfuck was creeping on that girl all night."

"What kind of a goonfuck wears yellow pants?"

goonfuck by T_E_K December 22, 2009

Gunchucks 

Nunchucks with guns built into them. One of the deadliest weapons known to man.

Invented by Braden Sitter in 2008.

Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face! With gunchucks!

Gunchucks by The Real Slim Brady October 22, 2009

glowchucks

Nunchucks made with glowsticks. It has become a branch-off of the popular rave pastime of glowstringing. Often each side of the glowchuck has a different color glowstick. Used in pairs.

I used to glowstring but I decided to learn glowchucks too.

glowchucks by S34N November 26, 2007

goonclock 

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

goonclock by charlie June 19, 2006

Glowchucking

The art of dancing while whirling around a couple of glowsticks at the end of strings nunchuck style, often while listening to jammin' rave music or at a slammin' rave. Sometimes used with 'handles', or secondary glowsticks held in the hands connected to the strings, rather than having the strings simply tied or wrapped around the hands, as in the art of poi. Basically, nunchucking with glowsticks. glowsticking, glowstringing, glow poi,

High Guy: Dude! Nunchucking with glowsticks!! I'll call it.. uh... GLOWCHUCKING!!

Glowchucking by Sanity-For-Sale October 2, 2008