goonchuck

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someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

goonchuck by 731sampson January 2, 2008

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goonchuck

Someone who uses his weiner for a brain

How did that hammer work on the toilet? Brett you are such a goonchuck

goonchuck by Sampson Barton January 11, 2008

Related Words

goonchuck • Goon Checkpoint • glowchucks • Glowchucking • goonbuck • goonchichi • goonclock • goonfuck • Goontruck • Gunchucks

goonfuck

A pejorative term coined at the University of South Dakota to describe any person who is found to be annoying, contemptible, or just goony.

"That goonfuck was creeping on that girl all night."

"What kind of a goonfuck wears yellow pants?"

goonfuck by T_E_K December 22, 2009

Gunchucks

Nunchucks with guns built into them. One of the deadliest weapons known to man.

Invented by Braden Sitter in 2008.

Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face! With gunchucks!

Gunchucks by The Real Slim Brady October 22, 2009

glowchucks

Nunchucks made with glowsticks. It has become a branch-off of the popular rave pastime of glowstringing. Often each side of the glowchuck has a different color glowstick. Used in pairs.

I used to glowstring but I decided to learn glowchucks too.

glowchucks by S34N November 26, 2007

goonclock

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

goonclock by charlie June 19, 2006

Glowchucking

The art of dancing while whirling around a couple of glowsticks at the end of strings nunchuck style, often while listening to jammin' rave music or at a slammin' rave. Sometimes used with 'handles', or secondary glowsticks held in the hands connected to the strings, rather than having the strings simply tied or wrapped around the hands, as in the art of poi. Basically, nunchucking with glowsticks. glowsticking, glowstringing, glow poi,

High Guy: Dude! Nunchucking with glowsticks!! I'll call it.. uh... GLOWCHUCKING!!

Glowchucking by Sanity-For-Sale October 2, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026