gloggles 

A combination of glasses and goggles used for safety / sports wear.

I need to wear glasses and goggles for skiing, now I can wear gloggles instead.

gloggles by Mrs Guv's husband April 8, 2020

Fanon Goggles 

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Desert Goggles 

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

Desert Goggles by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Cum Goggles 

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.

1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."

Cum Goggles by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019

speed goggles 

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.

Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...

speed goggles by speedgoggles April 19, 2010

iranian ski goggles 

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.

Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

iranian ski goggles by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016

stress goggles

when finals sneak up on unwitting college students, libraries, study rooms and coffee shops (wherever they have free wifi to satisfy facebook addiction) start to fill up to the brim with college students with their books and notes, a curious thing occurs.
People around you will suddenly become more and more attractive the closer you get to finals, even when they are stylishly unkempt or reeking of red bull and cigarettes. This anomalous phenomenon can be attributed to many factors; procrastination induced horniness, sudden onset of booksmarts causing a sharp drop in common sense, or all that adderall, caffiene, taurine, nicotine suddenly kicking in at the same time to create a clusterfuck of bad ideas.
This, my educated friends, is stress goggles. Just like its early october counterpart - Beer goggles, stress goggles turn bad ideas into good ideas and gives courage to the truly dimwitted. After fifteen redbulls, two tabs of addy, and a pack of marlboros, the only bad decision is an unmade one.
Upon discovery of symptoms such as lusting after unattractive members of the opposite sex, licking things that normally shouldn't be licked, breaking the three second rule, a good friend must properly restrain to the sufferer, so no one actually gets hurt. Real friends don't let real friends hook up before finals.
Just like beer goggles, the next day can be filled with regret after sleeping off all the uppers.

below is an actual documented conversation:

1. dude i think i'm in love man, i never knew i liked brunettes, but she's really somethin else man
2. ok first of all, that's a dude. take it easy on the redbulls
1. you know what? love knows no boundaries, and gender is a boundary, i say screw society and screw this paper i have to write!
2. dude you've got the stress goggles like the biznitch. calm the fuck down or you'll wake up regrettin it tomorrow.
1. thanks man i knew i could count on you

stress goggles by UCDPWNS December 3, 2010