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The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.
yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged
Glogged by FerretGod January 31, 2021

beer-goggled 

A state in which one is drunk to the point at which essentially any girl looks attractive.
Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.
beer-goggled by WaywardMind March 3, 2011

Glogglebuster 

/GLO-GUL-BUS-TER/ (noun) One who is of or pertaining to a gloggle or someone with an inversely quank outlook on life.
Dave used to be a real glogglebuster until he stopped faffing about.
Glogglebuster by Faffy McFafferson October 17, 2014
The art of placing ones scrotum aka (balls,Testicles) onto anothers eyes with just enough pressure so that equal coverage is applied across bridge of the nose simmulating GOGGLES!
Did that girl just have balls on her face? No man she just got Goggled!
GOGGLED by Goggle Doctor February 22, 2010

Self Goggled 

When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot.
Self goggled quotes:
"My abs look tight".
"damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)".
"Check out these pecs"
"Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?"
or whatever you tell yourself.
Man looking at himself in the mirror "hey babe, check out these guns. All those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons."
"C'mon to bed honey, you look good because you're self goggled".
Self Goggled by AkDaddyDenver July 12, 2013

Nut Goggled 

Placing one's scrotum on another person's nose from above, so that each ball goes to one side, thus creating the look of goggles.
Nut Goggled by Laydown September 10, 2016