A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

Globular Clusterfuck by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

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globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.

I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.

globular netherland by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014

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globular cluster

a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

globular cluster by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

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Something-a-globular

The same feeling as "Somewhat-a-globular", except at the same time you wish to rebel against grammar

Oh no! Those people near by used the rebellious Something-a-globular!? What do we do!? Quick. Let us evacuate the country.

Something-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

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