Globulate 

The act of deep dunking your balls in another's mouth. Similar to tea bagging but globulated balls are in deep....very deep.

Kate: "I was choking on your nuts there darling."
Steve: "Sorry love, I just had an overpowering urge to globulate!"

Globulate by Beadle's Pen May 3, 2010

Globulate 

To form a glob*

* AKA a blob

"My biro is so shit all the ink globulate's at the end"

Globulate by Twigger Nob Neck February 22, 2008

Globulate 

When something sticks to a plate and it’s not rinsed off and it dries to other dishes in the sink.

My bottle of bbq sauce is almost empty and tends to globulate in the container.

Globulate by NewDodgeDuelley May 17, 2019

to globulate 

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.

"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."

to globulate by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Gromulate 

An unpleasant way of recalling what you ate last night.
Typically caused by an unpleasant visual, smell or feeling.

The distortions I can normally handle, but the colors here kinda wanna make me gromulate all over my entire screen.

Gromulate by OwlAtom November 24, 2022

Something-a-globular 

The same feeling as "Somewhat-a-globular", except at the same time you wish to rebel against grammar

Oh no! Those people near by used the rebellious Something-a-globular!? What do we do!? Quick. Let us evacuate the country.

Something-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Globular Clusterfuck 

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

Globular Clusterfuck by AYYFRON June 1, 2010