globolaria 

A magical disease that causes dark powers to the victim and involves magic dust

She's totally going to go Globolaria on your ass.

globolaria by Sason January 16, 2008

globolaria 

A disease that makes you ooze blood from all parts of your body mixed with black magic dust.... started by a magical gloria.

Aw dammit I caught globolaria... now I'm going to die. god.

globolaria by PEnELOPEeeee November 14, 2007

Globularist 

One who suffers from globularism (also known as globitis). To see globularity where there is only linearity.

Niel is such a Globularist, he thinks he's on a spinning ball!

Globularist by Aronanda April 25, 2017