A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

Globular Clusterfuck by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

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somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"

"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"

somewhat-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

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somewhat-a-globular

A state of mind where one is confused or disorientatated about one's psychological, physical, geographical, social, and/or professional state

"What's this? Where am I? What's going on? Oh no..I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular" said the child as he woke up to find an old fisherman buying fish in front of him.

somewhat-a-globular by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

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globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.

I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.

globular netherland by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014

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