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A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).
"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"
by stabzilla December 25, 2012
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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When someone is bitched out by a whiny prick who thinks he/she is better than everyone else and who also can't stand losing and throws blame around more than his/her mom whores around.
Man, I'm sick of Uniball, It's full of assholes. After every UHL I play I get Globe'd by some douchebag.
by Phazed January 05, 2008
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