stabzilla's definitions

globed

A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"

by stabzilla December 25, 2012