globed

A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"

by stabzilla December 25, 2012

Globed

Geode mod that lets you play multiplayer in Geometry Dash. It has features like proximity voice chat, inviting, collision mode (adds collision to player icons, funny in platformer mode), 2 player mode (lets 2 people control the 2 players in 2 player levels) and death link (originally made by Alphalaneous, it kills the other players when a player dies).

Hop on Globed!

by slideglide January 25, 2025

Globed Up

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.

“I Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.

by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

Globed Out

Similar to the Term “Capped Out” The term was created by 1-800-Bull & means A person is lying without regard for others.

“Mannn u ain’t fuck that hoe u Globed Out jit” !

by Globedarius Jones August 24, 2019

Globed on

An alternative to “get dunked on”. Usually used in competitive sports or games.

Person 1: “You just got globed on!”
Person 2: “nah you cheated!”

by S-Rat August 30, 2023

Harlem Globetrotters

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.

My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021