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A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"

globed by stabzilla December 25, 2012

Words you can keep

Globed

Geode mod that lets you play multiplayer in Geometry Dash. It has features like proximity voice chat, inviting, collision mode (adds collision to player icons, funny in platformer mode), 2 player mode (lets 2 people control the 2 players in 2 player levels) and death link (originally made by Alphalaneous, it kills the other players when a player dies).

Hop on Globed!

Globed by slideglide January 25, 2025

Related Words

Globed on • Globed Out • Globed Up • globedropper • Globe'd • globe dance • globes • Globetard • Glober • goobed

Globed Up

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.

“I Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.

Globed Up by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

Globed Out

Similar to the Term “Capped Out” The term was created by 1-800-Bull & means A person is lying without regard for others.

“Mannn u ain’t fuck that hoe u Globed Out jit” !

Globed Out by Globedarius Jones August 24, 2019

Globed on

An alternative to “get dunked on”. Usually used in competitive sports or games.

Person 1: “You just got globed on!”
Person 2: “nah you cheated!”

Globed on by S-Rat August 30, 2023

Harlem Globetrotters

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.

My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

Gelatine Globes by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026