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A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).

"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"

globed by stabzilla December 25, 2012

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Globed

Geode mod that lets you play multiplayer in Geometry Dash. It has features like proximity voice chat, inviting, collision mode (adds collision to player icons, funny in platformer mode), 2 player mode (lets 2 people control the 2 players in 2 player levels) and death link (originally made by Alphalaneous, it kills the other players when a player dies).

Hop on Globed!

Globed by slideglide January 25, 2025

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Related Words

Globed on • Globed Out • Globed Up • globedropper • Globe'd • globe dance • globes • Globetard • Glober • goobed

Globed Up

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.

“I Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.

Globed Up by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

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Globed Out

Similar to the Term “Capped Out” The term was created by 1-800-Bull & means A person is lying without regard for others.

“Mannn u ain’t fuck that hoe u Globed Out jit” !

Globed Out by Globedarius Jones August 24, 2019

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Globed on

An alternative to “get dunked on”. Usually used in competitive sports or games.

Person 1: “You just got globed on!”
Person 2: “nah you cheated!”

Globed on by S-Rat August 30, 2023

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Harlem Globetrotters

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.

My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

Harlem Globetrotters by Starchylde May 28, 2016

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Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

Gelatine Globes by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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