land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.

When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.

by land whaler101 February 12, 2018

Globste

an idiot guy that plays roblox and tries to make it in the online market

Have you seen Globste's streams? Yeah. They suck.

by Charles DicksWorth April 5, 2019

Gloater

A gloater is someone that tends to mock or taunt someone after claiming a sort of victory over them or beating them at something.

Robert beat Nick at a game of Monopoly and then proceeded to mock him like a gloater.

by Chops2006 July 1, 2023

gloatee

a very long goatee that that can be colored, styled, or simply stroked constantly as to draw attention to the wearer's superior goatee growing abilities.

Check out that juggallo with the beaded gloatee.

by spinseuss July 15, 2009

Gloated

A bloated goldfish

Mom my goldfish has gone gloated!!!!!!!!!

by B_dawg March 1, 2018

globat

The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.

Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall

by Sad globat victim March 6, 2005

Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009