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land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.
land globster by land whaler101 February 12, 2018
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an idiot guy that plays roblox and tries to make it in the online market
Have you seen Globste's streams? Yeah. They suck.
A gloater is someone that tends to mock or taunt someone after claiming a sort of victory over them or beating them at something.
Robert beat Nick at a game of Monopoly and then proceeded to mock him like a gloater.
Gloater by Chops2006 July 1, 2023
a very long goatee that that can be colored, styled, or simply stroked constantly as to draw attention to the wearer's superior goatee growing abilities.
Check out that juggallo with the beaded gloatee.
gloatee by spinseuss July 15, 2009
Mom my goldfish has gone gloated!!!!!!!!!
Gloated by B_dawg March 1, 2018
The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.
Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall
globat by Sad globat victim March 6, 2005

Dictionary Gloater 

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.
Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater
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