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glieber

Someone who can have sex with only one person ever. They have no sex drive and hate people.
Damn he's such a Glieber.
by Daniella badass July 13, 2015
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glibber globber

the sound a person makes when someone bites the.
it is amplified when the bite is chonky.
*rucha bites kalyani*
kalyani: what the heck you bit me GLIBBER GLOBBER
rucha: NO! it wasnt me it was the passing by girl in blue hair.
by bluegirlbitme July 13, 2022
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Glibbering

An issue with a cord when it disconnections in certain positions.
It is irritating when my headset starts glibbering when I move.
by 1kballer November 14, 2019
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Glibbering

When a cable or cord intermittently disconnects in different positions.
Its so irradiating when I move and my headset starts glibbering.
by 1kballer November 14, 2019
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Glibber globbered

The act of consuming such an extreme amount of alcohol that it is impossible to describe your state of mind.
Bruh I was so glibber globbered last night…I John Cena’d my ex boyfriend in the middle of the function!
by shutupbrailen January 28, 2022
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gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.
There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.
by Vlad the Impaler June 13, 2007
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GLIBERTARIAN

(Sometimes "Glibbertarian") From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as "A government program never helped anyone," or "Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America's problems."

A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
"We have to get manufacturing back into this country."

"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."

"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"

"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."

sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"

"Oh, I'm a self-made man."

Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011
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