glatha

One who is hated by their friends and picked on by them, but is still their friend because they have no one else.

My friends just glathad me.

glatha by Josh Belcher February 28, 2008

smiley gladhands 

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

gatha 

Happiest girl in the world. Hard worker and queen bee. Gathas are independent women who have a very unorthodox personality.

Guy:Dude I think I'm in love.

Friend: Are you sure? If she's not a Gatha then it's not worth it.

gatha by theshrewdguy September 6, 2016

gladhand 

To shake hands with superficial, overzealous sincerity.

The quintessential, and most repugnant, gladhand is done with both hands around the other person's right hand.

The casino owner went around gladhanding the high rollers, hoping they would feel comfortable enough to drop a few hundred thousand.

gladhand by scoter August 23, 2012

Gathan

You always need a Gathan in your life there the sweetest person.they will take care of you they would make sure you are ok and doesn’t like to see there partner cry.and if you find a Gathan they are great at sex and has the thickest ass.A Gathan would take care of you and cherish every moment with you.If you find a Gathan keep him

Did you see Gathan today he has the thickest ass than Evan and Dylan

Gathan by Nicole_feather March 14, 2019

Dummy Gladhands 

An oafish or clumsy person

of course steve broke the chair, he's a total dummy gladhands

Dummy Gladhands by cptftcock April 1, 2011

gladhand 

Gladhands are coupling devices used to connect the service and emergency air lines from a truck or tractor ("semi") to a trailer.

The truck driver connected the air lines to the trailer by pressing the gladhands together and rotating one 90 degrees to secure the connection.

gladhand by brossow March 18, 2010