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Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.
give a shit by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004
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Give A Shit

I give A Shit, and all I get is shit from you.

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give a shit by sj0r April 27, 2003

Give a Shit! 

Do your best in whatever you do, especially when no one is around, and don’t expect anything in return for your good deeds—live as if it is your last day on earth.
If only more people’s mantra were “Give a shit!” regardless whether their boss likes them or not, or whether they’re fairly being treated, heaven would be overcrowded.
Give a Shit! by MathPlus March 20, 2021

Give-a-shit-Ometer 

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.
Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!
Give-a-shit-Ometer by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

"give a shit" card 

a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished
I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend

Give a shit day 

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.
Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"
Give a shit day by Jesterrran November 17, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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