Norway

Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.
Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?
by sj0r December 09, 2003
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reject

Someone who was told to get the fuck away from their 'friends' (or so they thought), and go and suddenly try to hang with other people who they think will accept them. This means that they considered this other group people to 'fall back on' if stuff fails with their not-friends. Huge insult if a reject comes crawling to you. Normally rejects get really depressed'-n-stuff' after being rejected twice.
That reject keeps following us around everywhere! Someone tell that wanabe to piss off!
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Uruguayan

Someone's Uruguayan!
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nine

A disagreeing way to say yes.
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then

A word commonly used instead of "than". Then is to Than as Your is to You're.
If you missuse the word "then", everyone will know you're a fucking fucktard.
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death porn

Death porn is a slang term for the material found on the internet that is intended to gross out its viewers. All pictures/videos of dead bodies, horrible accidents, or blood and guts can all be classified as death porn. This includes almost all of the content of rotten.com, and the faces of death series of videos.

A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
When I grow up, I want to be a death porn star.
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the hurricane

the best wrestler ever to step foot on this planet.
The Rock shouldn't have shame over losing to the Hurricane.
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