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The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

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Read
The
Fucking
Manual

The First Commandment of Technology.
The Commandments of Technology

1. Thou shalt read the fucking manual.
2. Thou shalt treat technology with care and love.
3. Thou may covet thy neighbor's technology, but thou shalt not steal it.
by Scott Lanway September 03, 2004

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Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

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Noted leader of "political" rap group Public Enemy, and one of the driving forces in rap's early days. A proponent of new technology, he once hailed the original Shawn Fanning-created Napster as "the new radio."
"Neither party is mine, not the jackass or the elephant." -- from By the Time I Get to Arizona
by Scott Lanway September 08, 2004

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To care about someone or something.
Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

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Hilarious cartoon series on Nick about Timmy Turner, a bucktoothed 10-year-old, and Cosmo and Wanda, his fairy godparents.
(Theme song)
Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands
The doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality they are his
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Wands and wings, floaty crowny things
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod
Obtuse, rubber goose
Green moose, guava juice
Giant shake, birthday cake
Large fries, chocolate shake!
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are the kid
With fairly odd parents!
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

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A.K.A. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. As described in "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" by the late Douglas Adams, Milliways is built on the smoking ruins of Frogstar World B and encased in a time bubble that allows it survive the End of the Universe, turning Armageddon into dinner entertainment. A sister of sorts to the Big Bang Burger Barn.
From "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe":

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering.
It is built on the fragmented ruins of an eventually ruined planet which is enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe.
This is, many would say, impossible.
In it, guests take their places at table and eat sumptuous meals while watching the whole of creation explode around them.
This, many would say, is equally impossible.
You can arrive for any sitting you like without prior reservation because you can book retrospectively, as it were, when returning to your own time.
This is, many would now insist, absolutely impossible.
At the Restaurant you can meet and dine with a fascinating cross-section of the entire population of space and time.
This, it can be explained patiently, is also impossible.
You can visit it as many times as you like and be sure of never meeting yourself, because of the embarrassment this usually causes.
This, even if the rest were true, which it isn't, is patently impossible, say the doubters.
All you have to do is deposit one penny in a savings account in your own era, and when you arrive at the End of Time the operation of compund interest means that the fabulous cost of your meal has been paid for.
This, many claim, is not merely impossible but clearly insane, which is why the advertising executives of the star system of Bastablon came up with this slogan: "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?"
by Scott Lanway September 08, 2004

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