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The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza.
Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah!
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

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The First Commandment of Technology.
The Commandments of Technology

1. Thou shalt read the fucking manual.
2. Thou shalt treat technology with care and love.
3. Thou may covet thy neighbor's technology, but thou shalt not steal it.
by Scott Lanway September 03, 2004

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Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

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Noted leader of "political" rap group Public Enemy, and one of the driving forces in rap's early days. A proponent of new technology, he once hailed the original Shawn Fanning-created Napster as "the new radio."
"Neither party is mine, not the jackass or the elephant." -- from By the Time I Get to Arizona
by Scott Lanway September 08, 2004

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To care about someone or something.
Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.
by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

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Hilarious cartoon series on Nick about Timmy Turner, a bucktoothed 10-year-old, and Cosmo and Wanda, his fairy godparents.
(Theme song)
Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands
The doom and gloom up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality they are his
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Wands and wings, floaty crowny things
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod
Obtuse, rubber goose
Green moose, guava juice
Giant shake, birthday cake
Large fries, chocolate shake!
Odd parents, fairly odd parents
It flips your lid when you are the kid
With fairly odd parents!
by Scott Lanway June 22, 2004

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A potent mixed drink created by Zaphod Beeblebrox. It's the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging -- expensive and bad for the head.
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colorless volatile liquid formed by the formentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
It says that the effect of drinking the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like have your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
by Scott Lanway September 08, 2004

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