girtlit

poop;

I stepped in that dog girtlit. Now my shoe smells like shit.

by robotosexual April 13, 2022

Lord Girthitude

A man who's penis bears great width but lacks the length to be considered large by most standards.

I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.

by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011

Girlitis

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends and family and co-workers.

Girleyetis

"Hey, wheres Phil? He hasn't come out for Chicken Wings and Strippers on Payday for weeks!"
"Out with Vanessa again."
"Again? Uh-oh, do you think its Girlitis?"
"Maybe. His mom said he doesn't even go to darts anymore."

by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010

Girlito

A very chill girl;The girl version of Bromigo

Hey Girlito! Sup?

by Shakura Nishue August 28, 2012

girlliterate

Not knowing what girls like or what motivates them, and consequently always bombing when you ask them out.

Damn ~ I just asked Jenna out and she shot me down in flames. I guess I'm just girlliterate.

by skeptic_here June 3, 2016

Mean Girlitis

A disorder that follows watching the movie Mean Girls which causes one to quote said movie in everyday conversations (whether they make sense or not). It may also cause the person to intergrate Mean Girl quotes in other movies or event, such as the Hunger Games, or Harry Potter, or even the olympics.

Example 1:
Girl 1: "Oh, i wonder what this shirt is made out of, cotton?"
Girl 2; "Your mom's chest hair!"
Girl 1: "Oh, no you have mean girlitis too?"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "Ok, sandy you have four candy canes"
Girl 2: "Do i have any?"
Girl 1: "No, none for gretchen weiners"
Girl 3: "ignore her she has mean girlitis"

by The original Glen Coco November 27, 2012

girlita

Tan, sweet, innocent latina girl that has booty but doesn't show it off.

Jennifer "Did you see girlita they just hired?"
Juan "Yes shes sexy but doesn't know it. I'm glad she's not like all these other hoes fishing for likes with their belfies all over instagram"

by lotusgirl420 May 25, 2014