girtlit
poop;
girtlit by robotosexual April 13, 2022
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Lord Girthitude
I had Will the Thrill deep inside me but nothing could compare to the pleasure I get from Lord Girthitude.
Lord Girthitude by The Good Lord of Girthitude October 6, 2011
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girtlit • girlita • girliteracy • Girlitis • Girlito • girlliterate • Girtuity • Lord Girthitude • Mean Girlitis • One girlitus
Girlitis
When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends and family and co-workers.
Girleyetis
"Hey, wheres Phil? He hasn't come out for Chicken Wings and Strippers on Payday for weeks!"
"Out with Vanessa again."
"Again? Uh-oh, do you think its Girlitis?"
"Maybe. His mom said he doesn't even go to darts anymore."
"Hey, wheres Phil? He hasn't come out for Chicken Wings and Strippers on Payday for weeks!"
"Out with Vanessa again."
"Again? Uh-oh, do you think its Girlitis?"
"Maybe. His mom said he doesn't even go to darts anymore."
Girlitis by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010
Girlito
Girlito by Shakura Nishue August 28, 2012
girlliterate
Not knowing what girls like or what motivates them, and consequently always bombing when you ask them out.
girlliterate by skeptic_here June 3, 2016
Mean Girlitis
A disorder that follows watching the movie Mean Girls which causes one to quote said movie in everyday conversations (whether they make sense or not). It may also cause the person to intergrate Mean Girl quotes in other movies or event, such as the Hunger Games, or Harry Potter, or even the olympics.
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Oh, i wonder what this shirt is made out of, cotton?"
Girl 2; "Your mom's chest hair!"
Girl 1: "Oh, no you have mean girlitis too?"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "Ok, sandy you have four candy canes"
Girl 2: "Do i have any?"
Girl 1: "No, none for gretchen weiners"
Girl 3: "ignore her she has mean girlitis"
Girl 1: "Oh, i wonder what this shirt is made out of, cotton?"
Girl 2; "Your mom's chest hair!"
Girl 1: "Oh, no you have mean girlitis too?"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "Ok, sandy you have four candy canes"
Girl 2: "Do i have any?"
Girl 1: "No, none for gretchen weiners"
Girl 3: "ignore her she has mean girlitis"
Mean Girlitis by The original Glen Coco November 27, 2012
girlita
Jennifer "Did you see girlita they just hired?"
Juan "Yes shes sexy but doesn't know it. I'm glad she's not like all these other hoes fishing for likes with their belfies all over instagram"
Juan "Yes shes sexy but doesn't know it. I'm glad she's not like all these other hoes fishing for likes with their belfies all over instagram"
girlita by lotusgirl420 May 25, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.