girliteracy

The ability to interpret the mysterious universal language of the females, which is rare among men.

"I just don't like you anymore, Stan; I've been trying to show that this whole time!"
"What? I thought you were just going through another mood swing..."
"Ugh, men!"
"Chill, Nancy, I'm just not girliterate."

or

"Dude, that girl was totally hitting on you!"
"Really? Man, girliteracy is just not one of my strenghts."

by anamenobodyelsetook November 20, 2011