girlliterate

Not knowing what girls like or what motivates them, and consequently always bombing when you ask them out.

Damn ~ I just asked Jenna out and she shot me down in flames. I guess I'm just girlliterate.

girlliterate by skeptic_here June 3, 2016

Grilliterate 

Unable to cook food on a grill or barbecue.

When Bob returned from the barbecue with a plate of burnt steaks, it was obvious that he was grilliterate.

Grilliterate by Dave Tucker April 9, 2008

Girliberate

A portmonteau of the words 'girl' and 'liberate'. The term is used to describe when a male has broken up with a girl who is either very annoying, demanding, clingy, etc.

"Damn, if we hang out with Matt, we'll have to deal with Sarah"

"No, not anymore. Matt is girliberated"

Girliberate by xflash January 18, 2009

Grilliterate 

The state of knowing nothing about grills or grilling.

Amanda looked at the grill and had no clue about how to turn it on, proving that she was grilliterate.

Grilliterate by "Toaster" July 22, 2012

Grilliterate 

(adjective) - a state of being completely clueless when it comes to outdoor cooking. Grilliterate individuals may be found fumbling with tongs, singeing their eyebrows, and serving up raw chicken to their guests. They are often the butt of jokes at summer barbecues, and are known for their over-reliance on store-bought marinades and pre-made burgers. However, with practice and patience, even the most grilliterate can become master grillers.

"Despite his best efforts to impress his friends with his grilling skills, Jack proved to be completely grilliterate, burning the burgers and undercooking the corn on the cob."

Grilliterate by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023