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Girlitis 

When somebody meets that special someone else and becomes so enchanted with them that they choose to spend more and more time with them. Time previously devoted to engaging in recreational pursuits with friends and family and co-workers.
Girleyetis

"Hey, wheres Phil? He hasn't come out for Chicken Wings and Strippers on Payday for weeks!"
"Out with Vanessa again."
"Again? Uh-oh, do you think its Girlitis?"
"Maybe. His mom said he doesn't even go to darts anymore."
Girlitis by TheOneAndOnlyBakker January 20, 2010
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Mean Girlitis 

A disorder that follows watching the movie Mean Girls which causes one to quote said movie in everyday conversations (whether they make sense or not). It may also cause the person to intergrate Mean Girl quotes in other movies or event, such as the Hunger Games, or Harry Potter, or even the olympics.
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Oh, i wonder what this shirt is made out of, cotton?"
Girl 2; "Your mom's chest hair!"
Girl 1: "Oh, no you have mean girlitis too?"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "Ok, sandy you have four candy canes"
Girl 2: "Do i have any?"
Girl 1: "No, none for gretchen weiners"
Girl 3: "ignore her she has mean girlitis"

dirty girl-itis 

That weird feeling you get after sleeping with a slut. Often but not always leading to a more uncomfortable burning sensation.
-Dude, I've got this weird feeling.
-Didn't you sleep with Meghan last night?
-Ya...
-You've got "dirty girl-itis"
dirty girl-itis by senor gonzalez November 18, 2009

girltism 

girl autism (not cute). autism stored in the breasts instead of the scrotum.
sorry I didnt read your text, i was rotting in my room binging 80-part docuseries, Chris Chan a Comprehensive History…. its my girltism..
girltism by garf fart February 5, 2024

One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.
"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"
One girlitus by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018
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