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Ugly Girl Porn
when you see the fucking fugliest chicks getting fucked. e.g hairrest ass monkey chick. boobs hang low to ankles, grannys with medium pizza sized nipples, fcking big rolls (12rolls per stomach) FUCKING GROSS SHIT
but ppl get aroused.
cuz they're sick bastards
like Kev :)
but ppl get aroused.
cuz they're sick bastards
like Kev :)
Ugly Girl Porn by sexbawmb October 14, 2008
girl porn
Girl porn is a chick flick....i.e....The Notebook; Steal Magnolias, Beaches....Hence they get as excited as guys do about porn when they watch it. in a wierd non sexual manner...
"Where you going dude? Party tonight?..no, I promised my girlfriend we would watch girl porn together...it sucks dude.."---dude your such a douche bag
girl porn by Quantum111 January 14, 2010
Porn Girls
Something a kid of low popularity would look up during school, and show all of his "friends" what he is looking up to try and come off as "cool"
"Hey, hey, hey guys, come here *gay laugh*"
"What is it JT?"
"*continued gay laughter* PORN GIRLS!"
*Cool kids walk away"
"What is it JT?"
"*continued gay laughter* PORN GIRLS!"
*Cool kids walk away"
Porn Girls by Jon "alec" Hancock March 10, 2011
Porn for boys is like periods for girls
Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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