What a guy calls his unofficial girlfriend. It is derived from comparing the situation to an engagement, which is much like an unofficial marriage. In this case, the two people are not officially boyfriend/girlfriend, but they both know they will be in the near future, much like how the fiance and fiancee know that they will soon become husband/wife.

I will be taking my girlfriancee out on our first date next month.

Girlfriancee by Bijonu December 3, 2010

girlfriance

A girl whose boyfriend swears he'll propose to her ... someday.

OMG should I finally propose to my girlfriance tonight? It's only been like 5 years since I promised I would.

girlfriance by sirrobertburnett January 26, 2010

girlpouncesyou

1. What happens at a Sadie Hawkins dance.

2. Pink-haired teen lesbians in heat.

In soviet russia, girl pounces you!

girlpouncesyou by aml September 10, 2004

girlfrined

The hilariously secrative way of pretty much meaning "boyfriend". "Girlfrined" is a word most guys would say to cover up the word "Boyfriend" and the guy is most likely queer, gay, a fag, etc.

Jordo: Hey guys me and my girlfrined are gonna do it tonight.

Sean: wow......*cough* fag

girlfrined by Retwiler February 13, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026