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girlfriended

When you are supposed to be listening to some one but you zone them out and just say words (like okay or right) to make them feel like you are listening to the irrelevant things they are saying.
Josh: dude, the other night...
Bill: yeah
Josh: it was so crazy
Bill: mhmm
Josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
Bill: bro, no way.
Josh: what did I just say?
Bill: uhh....
girlfriended by Irick Style July 27, 2014

girlfrienter 

He hasnt married her, so shes a girlfriend. She lives with him, and pays rent,. so, shes a renter with benefits. a girlfrienter.
wait? you arent married? but she lives with you? and she pays rent?? but you guys are also doin it? but you have no intentions of marrying her? but you arent going to kick her out cause you like to collect the rent? and sometimes the sex isnt so bad either huh.. so shes a girlfrienter?
girlfrienter by tonysmo June 17, 2010

Girlfriancee 

What a guy calls his unofficial girlfriend. It is derived from comparing the situation to an engagement, which is much like an unofficial marriage. In this case, the two people are not officially boyfriend/girlfriend, but they both know they will be in the near future, much like how the fiance and fiancee know that they will soon become husband/wife.
I will be taking my girlfriancee out on our first date next month.
Girlfriancee by Bijonu December 3, 2010

Girlfriendervention

Girlfriendervention (noun) : A girlfriend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of your girlfriend's participation in a relationship with you, or to arrest the romantic girlfriendship of a friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Girlfriendervene)
Mike knew a girlfriendervention was in order when he found the bunny in the pot on the stove.
Girlfriendervention by jlkred September 1, 2009

girlfriended

to have a girlfriend
Sorry, I am girlfriended
girlfriended by Adoriya December 15, 2008

girlfriendeo

When your girlfriends and you find a good looking guy and take turns riding him
The Killer Bee and I always enjoy having a "girlfriendeo" with George (Michele's roommate)
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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