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girlfailure 

a term that describes a girl who is so pathetic, it becomes endearing. this term is always used in a positive way. it can be used in a sexual or non-sexual way.
“Stelle is such a girlfailure. I need to fuck her.”
alternatively,
“Did you see Stelle trip on air? She’s such a girlfailure.”
girlfailure by Yaken May 28, 2023

girlflation 

A special type of inflation, usually doubling the cost of doing anything due to having a girlfriend.
Damn yo, ever since i started dating Pam, the girlflation has been taking a serious toll on my wallet. Last night i bought two dinners and two movie tickets!
girlflation by jimmy b 2 October 26, 2009

Girlfriancee 

What a guy calls his unofficial girlfriend. It is derived from comparing the situation to an engagement, which is much like an unofficial marriage. In this case, the two people are not officially boyfriend/girlfriend, but they both know they will be in the near future, much like how the fiance and fiancee know that they will soon become husband/wife.
I will be taking my girlfriancee out on our first date next month.
Girlfriancee by Bijonu December 3, 2010

Girlfiending 

One who is girlfiending most likely has a new girlfriend and exhibits the following characteristics.

- Loses all other male friends/friends in general.
- Only hangs out with girlfriend.
- Shows up hand in hand with her in completely sketch situations.
- Appears to be obsessed with her.
- Appears to be married (in some cases)

Basically to the guy, she is the equivalent of crack to a crackhead.
"Chris is girlfiending so bad, all he ever talks to and hangs out with is Katie. "

"Hey man, want to go get something to eat?"
"Nah, I'm staring at Kelsey's pictures right now, then we're going to sit in the park at sunset, then we're going to stare at each other's eyes for a couple of hours..."
"...alright?"

Girlfiending by JohnnyBlazeGR February 26, 2009

girlfight 

when 2 girls kick the living shit outta each other
Damn its about to be a whatt girlfight
girlfight by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005

girlfran 

1)Most commonly used by females when communicating.

2)Female significant other. See girlfriend
1)Julie: Hey girlfran!!
Sara: Sup?!

2)Sam: I love my girlfran.
Tom: She is a great catch.
girlfran by Trace Fossils December 26, 2006