Gimpstrument

1. Any able that does a gimp's bidding.
2. Indebted to a gimp, such as in a life debt.

Gimp: Able, fetch me some more wine!
Able: Yes, gimp master.
Gimp: Gimpstrument.

Gimpstrument by Double Gimp August 16, 2011

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pimpstrument

A word used to define the clarinet due to the pimpocity of those who play it and its awesomeness as an instrument.

Dude: What instrument do you play?
Marlon: I don't play an instrument, I play the Pimpstrument.

pimpstrument by Marlon The PiGGuin February 6, 2007

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girlstruments/guystrument

A girl or guy that gets played a lot.

Ashley is such a girlstrument.
those people are all such girlstruments/guystruments

girlstruments/guystrument by ThEoNeMeMeGoD May 20, 2019

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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