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Someone who is in dire need of vitamins and who may or may not have worked as a gimp in a previous career
Dave is such a gimpet; you can tell he hasn't left his house in the last month!
gimpet by sophy667 May 10, 2021
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gimpatron 

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!
'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'
gimpatron by bec.93 May 16, 2010
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Coined By Kenny Beverage after heavy use of the word 'Dildotron'
Gimpotron taken from the latin 'Gimpadotronnus'
means simply 'to be a post retrospective gimp'
Luke: 'this leather suit and mask hurts when i ride my scooter'

kenny: 'gimpotron'
Gimpotron by Beverageofkenny January 12, 2010
The commiting of an act of gimpishness.
Fred was up to his usual gimpery.
Gimpery by Gallagsn December 2, 2003
Fragments of video clips. Order or cohesion is not a factor.

Only seeing bits and pieces of the program on over the course of time.

Similar to snippets, but where snippets are things you say, glimpets are things you see.
Highlight reels.
Major news networks.

Jeremy: Did you catch the Greenbay game on Saturday?
Ashley: I caught glimpets but not the whole thing.
glimpet by AshleySkyybox January 17, 2008
Gimpery is to Gimps as Buggery is to randy little Buggers.
You boy, stop that gimpery post-haste.
gimpery by Joniquai January 5, 2004
When you laugh so much and so hard, you start to get abs.
Person 1: HAhahahahaha
Person 2: BAhahahah lol
Person 1: I have gibpet, gibpet! bahahahaha
Person 2: Sameeee! bahahaha
gibpet by yetersed April 2, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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