Gumpette: An individual of the femalegender who demonstrates distinctively gumpish behavior.
Concerned User: Hmm... it appears that I am missing some emails?
Customer Service Gumpette: It not that they are missing, there are problem with the exchange at the moment, a lot of at people are having the same problem...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'