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The quality of being a gimp

Pat's gimpishness led him to put unleaded fuel into his diesel car

gimpishness by siphon man November 24, 2003

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gimpishness

a noun used to describe someone who attends meetings that are unnecessary.

The gimpishness of the lad who went to an unnecessary meeting on a Saturday continues to baffle me.

gimpishness by the perfect dude December 6, 2019

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gumbishness

Plural of Gumbish

Much gumbishness on gaytalk

gumbishness by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

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Girlishness

a noun used to describe the girly side of you

"Bring out your inner girlishness!"

Girlishness by Missyy October 12, 2008

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Pimpishness

Pimpishness is a word used to describe something that has gone your way. The exact opposite of owned, pimpishness depicts the unpredictable, and unexpected happening of something that has led to your favour, fortune, and generally gone your way.

I found a five pounds on the road today, it was pimpishness.

It was so pimpishness; I was walking down the road, and the hottest girl in town came up and kissed me.

Pimpishness by Caleb Pile June 15, 2006

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pimpishness

how pimp a person is.

guy 1: i had sex with 8 girls today.
guy 2: damn you and your pimpishness

pimpishness by lucas w August 6, 2004

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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