Pimpishness is a word used to describe something that has gone your way. The exact opposite of owned, pimpishness depicts the unpredictable, and unexpected happening of something that has led to your favour, fortune, and generally gone your way.
I found a five pounds on the road today, it was pimpishness.
It was so pimpishness; I was walking down the road, and the hottest girl in town came up and kissed me.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.